- It figures the one and only time I decide to bet on a sports match game, the fucking dome collapses and the game is postponed.
- I now have a job in sunset park assembling expensive fruit baskets for the holiday lazies. Nothing says I don't know you at all but here's a gift, like a dressed up fruit basket. We also have baskets that say, "Sorry someone you knew that I never knew died," and, "I care so much for you, have this esoteric fruit you don't know how to eat."
here is pudding chairwoman dymple green on persimmons:
what kumquats taste like: